I'm back Yayyyyyyyy... I missed u all (i know u did too *wink*)
|Pic credit: An unknown Lagos Observer|
I mean, we're talking about Lagos here, where people sell their souls just to look good. On this side of the equator people look good by all means possible for some it comes naturally for others the swagger is by force..whichever way sha, I can't lie Lagos should be indeed re-christened as The Federal Ministry of Swagger, where money buys power and power earns respect!
But as a keen people watcher, I have observed the futility of trying to'keep up with the Joneses' '' cos in Lagos, someone is always gonna look hotter, have a hotter car, live in a hotter house and oh yes! someone will always have more cash to flash than you..so in response to our dear couple what can I say? Lagos is competition galore! But if competition is your thing, here is a quick guide to getting your Lagos Holiday Suitcase "Swagger Ready"
To be in the league of Lagos biggies, invest in luscious real hair; Brazilian, Spanish hair,
Peruvian hair or Aunty Funmi Hair and whatever..just make sure your
bangs are seriously banging..expect to spend anything
from £300 -£2000 only
|To really swag up your Lagos wardrobe, invest in super fabulous accessories to help jazz up your|
look from simple to Lagos-fabulous! This is where you can save a few pennies get great accessories
and you may not need to spend too much on clothes..
|Once you have your supercool ride, you might as well take it a step further and get a car number plate that really shows|
you are out on the full 'shakara' level with a number plate as cool as this...
|Your Swagger will be incomplete in Lagos without a pair of super hot|
oversized designer sunglasses, remember it's sunny all year round here so it's as
much a necessity as it is a swag tool...
|Once you load yourself with all your swag stuff walking the streets of Lagos unaccompanied|
may not be a really good idea, so you might want to get yourself your own armed MOPOL.
(Mobile Police Officer) just like MIMIKO a real Lagos biggie
|Whatever you do if you really want to be a Lagos biggie avoid shopping at|
TK Maxx (UK), TJ Maxx, Marshals(US) and the likes of it, God forbid a biggie be
found shopping at a discount joint o! LOL!
As per NOT BREAKING THE BANK ??? Aint possible lovie..naaah not in Lagos!